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Want a truly fantastic & memorable night? Want to laugh until your sides ache?
Want to see your friends being the stars of the show?


Your event will be an amazing comedy experience which can be tailored
to incorporate relevant motivational / sales / performance / awards themes


Can one keynote presentation or seminar really improve your sales
or performance or the attitude of your team?


Professional and hilarious turn-key showroom events to fill your
showroom with NEW prospects to help drive your business forwards.

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The funniest and most original hypnosis stage shows

Stage and Street shows - professional and fully insured

All types of venues and audience sizes catered for

100% real - see amazing hypnosis for yourself

A hypnotist is the BEST form of entertainment

You and your friends are the stars of the show



A modern professional show for a demanding audience

Hilarious and in GOOD taste - Everyone loves to laugh

Linked to your themes / events / awards - you look good

Dealership launch & Open days a speciality

Your HR department and senior management will love it !!

Personalised for you - great for staff, customers and suppliers

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We haven’t laughed so much in years...
Comedy hypnotist Simon Sez’s amazing stage shows are hilarious and his trance inductions are very fast and powerful – a true magician of the mind
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fesh2Simon Sez Shows are great opportunities for parties, celebrations, balls, charity fundraisers and functions alike. Got a fundraiser to organise? In a hall, theatre, marquee or open air? Speak to Simon about his Charity Fundraiser Package.
FESH3All public shows are covered by the 1952 Stage Hypnotism Act and Simon is both professional and fully insured. Member of FESH (Federation of Ethical Stage Hypnotists).

For shows in the UK, volunteers must be over 18 – it’s the law.


Simon is a self contained performer to make it easier for you. Simon can bring his own PA system, suitable for audience sizes up to 250.

He even has a smaller PA system that doesn’t need any power, making it ideal for fairs and other outside events where there is no mains power. All he needs is some sturdy chairs for the happy excited volunteers.

Everyone leaves the stage at the end of the show, feeling totally relaxed and rightly very proud of their performance.

Book Simon Sez and add some magic to your night !!

Some of Simons work

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Simon Sez’s top quality professional show is ideal for:

  • Universities & Colleges
  • Social Clubs
  • Football Clubs
  • Rugby Clubs
  • Hotels
  • Weddings
  • Birthdays
  • Theatres of all sizes
  • Military Establishments
  • Celebrations & Parties
  • Balls & Fundraisers
  • Charity events
  • Divorce parties
  • Fairs & outdoor events
  • Holiday Centres & Caravan Parks
  • Stag & Hen parties

Shows generally last for 60 to 90 minutes depending on the function’s requirements.
Simon Sez is centrally based in the West Midlands and does shows all over the UK and abroad.

Simon Sez your function needs a hypnotist !!

Latest From The Blog

Simon Sez – comedy hypnotist performing at Brindley’s Lock, Stoke on Trent

September 28th, 2021|Comments Off on Simon Sez – comedy hypnotist performing at Brindley’s Lock, Stoke on Trent

Here Simon Sez is performing at Brindley's Lock near Stoke on Trent. Everyone had a great night and it is great to again be performing after such a long Covid break. Everyone loves to laugh and be [...]

Simon Sez – comedy stag hypnotist

July 19th, 2021|Comments Off on Simon Sez – comedy stag hypnotist

Here Simon Sez comedy hypnotist is performing at a stag party at one of the Jekyll and Hideout venues near York recently. The stag and the wedding had to be postponed THREE TIMES due to [...]

Simon Sez – comedy hypnotist at a garden party

June 15th, 2021|Comments Off on Simon Sez – comedy hypnotist at a garden party

Here Simon Sez comedy hypnotist is performing in a back garden to entertain for a 30th birthday party, restricted to 30 by Covid regulations. Entertaining at your home with your friends is always great fun [...]